Bird Flu – A conversation with my father *cluck*

Setting the scene:

Me….slumped over the kitchen sick washing today’s and all of yesterdays plates, glasses, cutlery etc….

Conversation:

Dad: oooooh…what’s this…biriyani!! Uff…you got the chicken one!!

Me: yeah…Mehreen got it on the way home….bribery for looking after Sophia

Dad: But why chicken

Me: cause we always eat chicken

Dad: but I don’t want to get sick

Me: Hein! You mean its ok for us to eat chicken but you wont?

Dad: Those who are not scared, eat it….I’m scared

Me: WAT!!! You’d let us eat it but you wont??!??!

Dad: Some one has to be left to make funeral arrangements!!!!!!!!